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This site uses cookies to personalize ads and to analyse web traffic, for more info please review our Privacy Policy. The Best 18 Boobees Jokes. My 8-Year old patient was so pround, mom was not. What type of bees make milk?
Which bees produce milk? He simply bought honey, packaged it, and resold it at a 5 per cent profit. Over the years, this made him rich. But St. Peter disagreed. No, No, he said, I am not that good at math, but I only raised the price five per cent. I would buy honey for a dollar and sell it for five dollars, making five per cent every time! There is a new law in California which requires beekeepers to carry Bee I.
This is supposed to slow down the theft and illegal movement of honey bees. Several years ago, when honey was rising rapidly in value, and bee colonies were being stolen by the thousands in Florida, my brother David was moving of his hives from Florida to Wisconsin. He carried them in the semi-tractor and trailer unit that he owned.
David was pulled over by the cops, who wanted to see his bill of lading, or other proof of purchase, for his cargo. David explained that since he owned the truck, built all the equipment himself, and raised the bees, their was no proof of ownership. But by now, David was getting anxious — it was sunny and the bees were getting hot.
If he had to sit there for too long, David might end up with a lot of dead bees. The cop stared at him for a minute and said, O. David, of course was referring to the brand burned into the wooden frames, the covers, bottoms, and the wooden boxes of all his equipment. As Dave drove along, it occurred to him that the police man was probably wondering how the millions of little bees in the truck could each have a tiny little brand on their backs.
From one of the cleverest cartoonists: Max Garcia. See more at his Facebook page. This story is based on an e-mail we received a few weeks ago: Jill lived in a small city and kept bees in the backyard. But the mean neighbour moved away, and now Jill had a new neighbour — she decided to never tell him about her hives. For two years, Jill kept the secret of the hives. When the neighbour noticed bees flying around, Jill pretended they were flies. When the neighbour talked about ecology and environment and how important birds and flowers and bees are, Jill bit her tongue and never mentioned her bees, which she continued to keep hidden in the bushes behind her house.
Mostly Jill just avoided visiting with the new neighbour. Finally, the neighbour was moving away. He said to Jill that he was sorry that they never became good friends, and he was wondering if it was because Jill was afraid of the bees that he had been hiding in his back yard for the past two years. Let me win the lottery. The beekeeper had a hunting dog and his neighbour had a pet rabbit. The next day, the beekeeper sees his neighbour.
But when we got home from town last night, the rabbit was back in its cage again!! One day, Gerry was out working the bees and Jim was bottling honey when a gentleman from the city stopped by to buy fifty pounds of honey. The man gave Jim one hundred dollars, but as the city guy was leaving, Jim noticed that there were two one-hundred dollar bills stuck together, instead of just one.
An old farmer was patiently milking his cow. Then it was squirted out into his milk pail. You know, in one ear and out the udder. This one is thanks to Scott Hilburn :. The back-woods beekeeper went to the big city for the first time in years. His first stop was at a small cafe, where he was served hot coffee in a styrofoam cup. He was puzzled, but the cafe owner explained that the styrofoam would keep the coffee hot and he could take it with him. Later, the day became very warm and he stopped back for some cold lemonade.
It was again served in a styrofoam cup. An elderly beekeeper sold two kinds of honey — the very popular white clover honey and a strong, dark wildflower honey. He kept the tank of clover honey up near the front of his honey house, while his small supply of the wildflower was way in the back of the shop. One day, three retired fishermen stopped by to buy honey.
The first one asked the beekeeper to fill his three pound quart jar with strong, dark wildflower honey. So the beekeeper took the jar, walked way on back in the shed, unscrewed the valve and unlocked the tap, slowly filled the jar with the thick, dark honey.
He then shut and sealed the valve, locked the tap, and walked all the way back to the front of his shop. So the beekeeper started the long walk towards the back of his shop. Suddenly he stopped and turned around. A beekeeper had a summer house in the Maine woods. On one occasion, he invited a Czechoslovakian to stay with him. They had a splendid time in the country — rising early and living in the great outdoors.
Early one morning they went out to pick berries for their morning breakfast. As they went around the berry patch along came two huge bears. The beekeeper dashed for cover. The beekeeper ran back to his car, drove to town as fast has he could, and got the sheriff.
The sheriff grabbed his rifle and dashed back to the berry patch with the beekeeper. Sure enough, both bears were still there. When the pizza is done, he goes up to the counter get it. A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live. The doctor advises her to marry a beekeeper and to move with him to Minnesota. A traveler wandering on an island inhabited by cannibals comes upon a butcher shop. This shop specialized in human brains sorted out according to source.
The sign in the shop read:. Some bees fly into a pub and land on the bar. He and his wife went to see the doctor. He worries about everything too much. First day on the job. Email Address:. A zombee. Which bee gives you a second chance? The plan bee. A wanna-bee. What did the bee say to the naughty bee? Bee-hive yourself. What do bees chew? Bumble gum. Which singers do bees love? Sting, Bee-yonce and the Bee Gees. What do you call a bee who is having a bad hair day?
A Frizz-bee. Which sport do bees like the most? What do you call a Bee that works for the government? A pollentician. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs.
What do you call a bumble bee trying to make up its mind? A maybee. Where do bees keep their savings? In a honey box. A little humbug. A mumble-bee. What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee? Neigh buzz.
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